Escaped Cotton Agent Re-Arrested

The Federal Bureau of Instigation arrested Jennifer Hoozeltaastenlijk this morning as she arrived for work at GrammarGuard. Hoozeltaastenlijk escaped from UcAn custody on February 23. For over a month, she has been operating under the alias Four as a GrammarGuard i-dotter. While disguised as Four, Hoozeltaastenlijk's upbeat attitude about her daily drudgery left her free from scrutiny. Authorities are unsure how much sensitive knowledge she forwarded to Cotton, the underground revolutionary group seeking equitable distribution of knowledge. Hoozeltaastenlijk is being flown to Egypt for questioning.